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You guys must come check it out...please and thank you!
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Friday, April 3, 2009
Any teachers following us?
I received this in an e-mail today from Anniebanannie. I'm a teacher, she's a teacher, Miss JC is a teacher and I think we ALL AGREE with this one:
After being interviewed by the school administration, the prospective teacher said:
"Let me see if I've got this right. You want me to go into that room with all those kids, correct their disruptive behavior, observe them for signs of abuse, monitor their dress habits, censor their T-shirt messages, and instill in them a love for learning.
You want me to check their backpacks for weapons, wage war on drugs and sexually transmitted diseases, and raise their sense of self esteem and personal pride.
You want me to teach them patriotism and good citizenship, sportsmanship and fair play, and how to register to vote, balance a checkbook, and apply for a job.
You want me to check their heads for lice, recognize signs of anti-social behavior, and make sure that they all pass the final exams and state tests.
You also want me to provide them with an equal education regardless of their handicaps, and communicate regularly with their parents in English, Spanish or any other language, by letter, telephone, newsletter, and report card.
You want me to do all this with a piece of chalk, a blackboard, a bulletin board, a few books, a big smile, and a starting salary that qualifies me for food stamps.
You want me to do all this and then you tell me. . .that I CAN'T PRAY?
Can I get an amen??
PARENTS: It's almost the end of the school year. Do something nice for your child's teacher, like a small gift card to their favorite teacher store or restaurant. They have to deal with ALOT of shiz which is why me and Annie quit.
TEACHERS: This was for you. I have a tip jar. You can deposit your loose change here. *wink, wink*
After being interviewed by the school administration, the prospective teacher said:
"Let me see if I've got this right. You want me to go into that room with all those kids, correct their disruptive behavior, observe them for signs of abuse, monitor their dress habits, censor their T-shirt messages, and instill in them a love for learning.
You want me to check their backpacks for weapons, wage war on drugs and sexually transmitted diseases, and raise their sense of self esteem and personal pride.
You want me to teach them patriotism and good citizenship, sportsmanship and fair play, and how to register to vote, balance a checkbook, and apply for a job.
You want me to check their heads for lice, recognize signs of anti-social behavior, and make sure that they all pass the final exams and state tests.
You also want me to provide them with an equal education regardless of their handicaps, and communicate regularly with their parents in English, Spanish or any other language, by letter, telephone, newsletter, and report card.
You want me to do all this with a piece of chalk, a blackboard, a bulletin board, a few books, a big smile, and a starting salary that qualifies me for food stamps.
You want me to do all this and then you tell me. . .that I CAN'T PRAY?
Can I get an amen??
PARENTS: It's almost the end of the school year. Do something nice for your child's teacher, like a small gift card to their favorite teacher store or restaurant. They have to deal with ALOT of shiz which is why me and Annie quit.
TEACHERS: This was for you. I have a tip jar. You can deposit your loose change here. *wink, wink*
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Shut the front door...it's cold!
Okay, so Spring Break is almost here for us teachers..and students. It's cold...yes, it's flippin cold. I mean, literally, shut the front door, it's cold! Okay the point of this entire posting is...
I just caught up on all of my blogginess, and I found TWO separate blogs that used the phrase, "Shut the Front Door!" I am serious...very serious. And...I'm about 99 percent sure that they got the phrase from here! Does this make me famous? Me, Miss JC, is famous? Yes, I thought so. I really need to tell the lady that taught me this phrase to get on here...in fact, she just needs to write a blog herself!
I just caught up on all of my blogginess, and I found TWO separate blogs that used the phrase, "Shut the Front Door!" I am serious...very serious. And...I'm about 99 percent sure that they got the phrase from here! Does this make me famous? Me, Miss JC, is famous? Yes, I thought so. I really need to tell the lady that taught me this phrase to get on here...in fact, she just needs to write a blog herself!
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Here's a "quickie" for you...
Okay, so do you remember the post I wrote a few weeks ago about the phrase "shut the front door?" If you haven't read it, it's a must. Go back and read THIS post if you haven't.
So anyway, my mom likes to tell her college classes stories sometimes. For some reason, she decided the "shut the front door" story would be funny to tell. I love my mother DEARLY, but sometimes she gets her stories mixed up or forgets to punchlines to jokes. My sis and I like to give her a hard time about it. :) So, she starts telling the story and how funny it is to say "shut the front door" instead of "shut the ____ up" and instead tells them that the girl said "get out the front door!" or something like that..maybe "close the front door." Anyway, I found it humorous because that sounds nothing like "STFU" and her students just kinda looked at her funny...you rock Mommy!
So anyway, my mom likes to tell her college classes stories sometimes. For some reason, she decided the "shut the front door" story would be funny to tell. I love my mother DEARLY, but sometimes she gets her stories mixed up or forgets to punchlines to jokes. My sis and I like to give her a hard time about it. :) So, she starts telling the story and how funny it is to say "shut the front door" instead of "shut the ____ up" and instead tells them that the girl said "get out the front door!" or something like that..maybe "close the front door." Anyway, I found it humorous because that sounds nothing like "STFU" and her students just kinda looked at her funny...you rock Mommy!
Sunday, February 8, 2009
{You are invited}
{If you live in or near the Oklahoma City area ..}
You are invited to join me and LOTS of other fun folk, for a
Scentsy Party
Hosted by my cousin Jenny.
If you are interested in joining us
please leave a comment with your email address
and I'll send you an Evite!!
The party is Feb. 21st at 11:00 a.m.
There will be other Ok. bloggers there, so this will be a
fun place to meet each other!
*I would thoroughly appreciate it if you would
post about this and get the word out to more
Oklahoma girls, Thank you*
You are invited to join me and LOTS of other fun folk, for a
Scentsy Party
Hosted by my cousin Jenny.
If you are interested in joining us
please leave a comment with your email address
and I'll send you an Evite!!
The party is Feb. 21st at 11:00 a.m.
There will be other Ok. bloggers there, so this will be a
fun place to meet each other!
*I would thoroughly appreciate it if you would
post about this and get the word out to more
Oklahoma girls, Thank you*
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Check It Out!!!!!!!!!!!!
Come over and see what I'm up to at my other blog! You'll like it, I like it and we can all like it together.
Love you guys and I'll try to be coming up with some fun stuff to post soon!! KB
Love you guys and I'll try to be coming up with some fun stuff to post soon!! KB
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
We have been nominated most.....
Unusual Blog from the Okie Blog Awards! Well, that's the category that we're in, AND if you're from Oklahoma and have a current blog....YOU can come vote for Pleeze Pass Tha Pees but Holde Da KoRn. Please VOTE and tell all of your Okie buddies to do the same! Thank you so much and we appreciate your support!!!!!!!! If you go here, then you will see our name under the "Unusual" Category, I'm so proud of that title...kinda makes me want to do a little dance and pee my pants.
Another big thing to not forget...vote for Mamalicious, she is nominated in TWO different areola's and she needs our support as well. Let's all gather together in the name of peace and unusualness and VOTE....sad note: we cannot vote for ourselves, so it's up to you...THE READERS!!! February 7th is the final voting day!!
Love y'all lots, Katy
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